Thursday, May 21, 2009

FIP reveals his identity, ?!?!

FIP-RIP !! He has cleverly made his shadow do the talking and we cannot identify the person exactly..
You can watch the video here..
"This is me the fake IPL player or FIP as you sometimes call me. It’s been four weeks, 43 posts and about 70,000 comments till now. Behind all the grease paint, I am just another faceless guy.Yes I am an insider. I am the fly on the wall, the ghost in the darkness." 

Deep voice, good English and sensible thoughts characterize the video, rather the audio part of it.. He has created a huge fan following for himself if the "Google Friend connect" are anything to go by. The number keeps increasing by the clock.. Throughout his posts he has coined a funny pseudo-name for every player that he wishes to talk about.. It really requires the person to have a good sense of humour, all posts being hilarious is a testimony to that.. But his posts towards the end have not been as funny or as revealing as they used to be. He has stopped writing about the nocturnal activities of the cricketers. He explains the lack of gossip by mentioning that other teams and commentators are more wary of where they go now so that they are not pried on by the Fake IPL Player.
The KKR camp was serious about finding out who FIP was. They even claimed that they would reveal who FIP is within 24 hours and send him packing to India. But then, we stopped hearing about the Fake IPL Player from the KKR camp.. No one mentioned why he wasn't caught.. No one mentioned what happened to the 24 hour deadline to catch him. Everyone just stayed mum.. May be he was caught and the identity was not revealed in the best interest of everybody ! Posting from Buchanan's laptop or from the dressing room or posting from a VIP box with Dada looking at him are just too hard to believe..

"It will probably take me a book or two to spill it all in. But if I actually write a book, I will be history even if my book is not. Still, it is a story that has to be told.Perhaps my anonymity now, will be exchanged for some hard limelight later... or perhaps not"

KKR with a couple of wins are in a happy mood and its time for the poor jokes to roll out ! The reactions could pip FIP blog in its humor !

"Ah. Now we know - it has been a shadow all along. Anyway, this ends now. We are currently installing diffused lighting in all corners of our dressing room so that no shadows will be cast. Ha ha ha, he has nowhere to hide!" said a smug-looking John Buchanan. "As Sun Tzu pointed out, a man must not even trust his own shadow," he added.

"Shadows, on the other hand, being merely negative projections that are created due to a light source being blocked by an opaque object, have no such qualms," -SRK

"I suppose this is the first time that a shadow has thrown light on something. Heh heh," said smiling KKR skipper Brendon McCullum.

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