IPL , commentary hitting a new low

More than IPL, IPL commentary has been really enjoyable.. Especially the induction of Ramiz Raja has proved to be very good .. Danny Morrison has always been the guy who talks foolishly and famously coined the word DLFer for a six .. Ravi Shastri too is adding on to it.. Poor Sunny is left behind, doesn't call six a DLF maximum and doesn't spot the CITI moment of successes and that is the reason we get to hear so less of him.. Refer previous post for more funny quotes..

 "The IPL has been extremely well received in the IPL."

Ramiz Raja ascends the summit of commentary, where no Benaud has ever gone before

"I know it's cold but you don't have to look like an animal."

Not quite Sydneygate, but close. Ramiz Raja gets a zing in at Danny Morrison, who is in a beanie, immediately after Ravi Shastri accused Morrison of wearing a "monkey cap"

"The crowds have come to know about the match situation."

Ramiz Raja delivers a piercing insight after the scores are level at the end of the second innings in the first semi-final

"It's the other one, just like the other one."

This time, even Ramiz Raja doesn't know what he is talking about

"Amit Mishra can spin the ball."

Ramiz Raja makes a shocking revelation

"I'm not an Incredible Hulk, like Danny Morrison. I'm a thin guy from the subcontinent."

Ramiz Raja tells the world just what he is

"If we have a Super Over then super things can happen."

Ramiz Raja captivates the five-year-old who form an important part of his audience with some cunning wordplay

"While Hodge seems pretty clear about what to do... his mind uncluttered... it's a hodge-podge from Albie Morkel"

Ramiz Raja unearths the link between two players on opposing sides

"Chase, chase and the ball wins the race... RP Singh falls on his face."

Ramiz Raja discovers a talent for doggerel and lets the world know

"How well he has managed to mitigate this innings in the last few overs."

Ramiz Raja has fun with the English language

"Jeez, that's handy... for Pandey. " (to be pronounced as Pandy)

Danny Morrison excuses himself for crimes against his listeners

Mbwanga during the semifinals: "Chennai would like to win the match"

L Sivaramakrishnan:"These are crucial times. Last 10 overs"

This one tops the list for me !! 

"This is in support of children and AIDS"

The two captains in the first sem-final were probably not thrilled to hear from Ravi Shastri that the awareness bands they wore to the toss were, in fact, in support of a deadly disease.